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The
International Symphony Orchestra of Sarnia/Port Huron
Pay it a
visit!!
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An elderly gentleman…
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the
doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of
hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the
doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again.’
The gentleman replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my
will three times!’ |
Sarnia Concert Association
website
click for
poster
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a
bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m
83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re
about my age. How do you feel?’
Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’
‘Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’
‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’ |
Jim Richards curator of "Stones and
Bones Museum" in Sarnia
is looking for volunteers.
Call 542
7863
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Have
you heard about the next planned Survivor show?
Three businessmen and three businesswomen will be dropped in an elementary
school classroom for 6 weeks.
(click here to
read on)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2rWl0FolYw
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"Sarnia
Bluewater Chordsmen are looking
for men who enjoy singing,
and at the same time are looking to support our charitable foundation
Harmonize for Speech and our Youth Programmes.
Contact Doug Doull
djdoull@xcelco.on.ca
for more information |